Isaac is on a sucker punching rampage. In case you aren't sure what a sucker punch is: it's "a sudden unexpected punch or blow." Online's Urban Dictionary defines it as "Easily confused with a punch defined as a "bitch move" a true sucker punch is quite a bit more complex than a simple unanounced attack. It primarily involves a closed fist..."
However, Isaac's sucker punches never make contact with target. It's more of an air punch. He has been sucker/air punching mainly females from books and TV, though some in person. It's really, REALLY hard not to laugh. REALLY HARD. However, we are trying to teach him that everyone he sucker punches is nice, and that it's very bad manners to punch. His response is always "don't like that girl. not at all." Like I said, we're trying. It was hard not to praise him the other day when he sucker punched one of my least favorite people. I will withhold name. Inside, I was a proud mother.
Isaac's bad behavior has rubbed off on Dave and I. We aren't going sucker punch wild, but when Isaac is not in our presence, we have sucker punched various people and items. Some of these things include: Kobe Bryant (Dave) and the mounds of snow on April 30th (Becca.)
A few years ago we went to Canada with our good friends Jessi and Dalan. It was a sucker punching festival. Little did I know, we'd be sucker punching right and left again 4 years later. Is it genetically linked? This is a complex nature versus nurture question, I suppose.
I don't have any sucker punching pictures of Isaac (they are always unannounced, obviously,) but I DO have some sucker punching pictures from 4 years ago. Here is our sucker punching fest - Canada 2007. I noticed that Dalan did the most sucker punching on this trip. We'll see if their daughter, Quinn, turns out to be a sucker puncher. That will answer our question about genetic linkage.
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| Jessi, sucker punching pigeons. |
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| Dave, sucker punching baby seals. |
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| Me, sucker punching a Beluga Whale |
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| Sucker Punch Extravaganza - 2007 |
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| Jessi and I - sucker punching the idea of a long, long ferry boat ride |
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| Dalan, sucker punching a spider at the bug museum |
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| Dalan, sucker punching a smashed pigeon |
2 comments:
I am laughing out loud! A true LOL moment!
I love Isaac and his sucker punching ways! I love when he was stalking that girl at the zoo from behind, ready for the sucker punch! I also love that he wanted to sucker punch you know who!
Those pictures from Canada are the best! We need to plan another trip with sucker punching children and all!
Love that you were sucker punching the snow today! Keep it up! :) Funny post.
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