Just a few that I can remember from the past couple of weeks:
Eating frozen yogurt, and apparently worried that mom was going to eat it all before he got his fill:
As I took a big bite: "Easy does it, mom. Easy does it." Hmm...good to have a little voice telling me how to use self control if I'm overindulging. :-)
I asked Dave a question, and his reply was "kind of." I responded by saying "it's a simple yes or no question." Isaac immediately piped in "It's complicated mom, it's complicated!"
Dave's mom took Isaac to the playland at McDonald's while she was watching him. When Isaac oohed and awed each time we had driven by a McDonald's Playland, we had always told him that the food there was icky. There was never any further questioning. So they went to a McDonald's within walking distance of our house, and Isaac ate apples and grapes there, then played on the playland. When I got home Isaac IMMEDIATELY told me "mom, mom! The food at McDonald's isn't icky after all! It's healthy!" HA! :) Silly kid.
Isaac's had some issues with holding it in when he has to go number two, not constipation, mind you, just trying with all his might to make sure he doesn't go (that's a whole other story.) Anyway, the other day his solution to the poop problem was "I'm gonna get a shrink ray, shoot the poop, and we will solve the problem. Hooray!" Sorry buddy, I wish it were that easy.
"skorkee, korkee, sockees, do it! do it! bolodees, argee, sorees, look out! " when you hear gibberish lines just like this coming from Isaac's room when he's playing alone, you better prepare yourself to walk in to mass destruction. In fact, I just translated what I heard over the monitor and now I am afraid to stop typing and go see what Isaac has left in his wake.
Apparently "baby McGee" does not have any hands or feet. Isaac is pretty insistent that babies are born without these appendages. I told Isaac I was concerned about how baby McGee will function without hands and feet -- "don't worry mom, I'll protect him."
Isaac's thoughts after being sick: "those germs in my body were having a party. They were having cake and pizza and probably wearing party cones."
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