Monday, March 16, 2009

DONE!

I am so DONE with being pregnant.
Along with all of the physical discomforts, It is absolutely a necessity for me to have my tummy time sleep back. I need sushi again - big time. I would occasionally like to have a turkey sandwhich without worrying about the big bad listeria. Brie cheese? Here I come. Also, Day-Z needs my lap back. She is tired of jumpin!g up to land on my lap with false hopes of a soft, cushy area. Instead she has to quickly maneuver herself mid-air and spring backward, hoping to land on her feet. I have heard too many yipes come from her lately due to my lack of lap space. Also, how will it be to climb the stairs without stopping halfway up to make sure I don't overdo myself?
There is a ramp that I have to walk up about 10 times a day at school. It's steep enough that it's not ADA approved even though that's why they made ramps in the damn building in the first place! Anyway, I feel like I am pulling myself with a rope as I grab the banister to walk up the ramp each time. Haha! It also takes me about 4 times longer to walk up the ramp than it did 3 months ago. LAME!
The last week or two I have been wondering if my students are getting naughtier or am I getting pregnant-er :-) ??? I am pretty sure it's me getting more pregnant! I am a patient person but everyday I want to ring one of their little necks. Lucky for me, and them, I only have 3 more days left before I am finished with the teaching gig - at least until next school year anyway.
Also, for your entertainment purposes only, I have posted photo evidence for why this pregnancy must end. All of my pajama shirts (yes I am in my pajamas already) do not cover my whole belly - see photo. Also, my face is a swollen marshmallow (soft, plump, white.)
So, with all of that in mind, Schumpert, let's see your pretty little face so that I can call this pregnancy thing quits.
Yep, me at 38 weeks and 4 days pregnant.
And to console herself (for lack of quality lap time,) Day-Z has been binging on Iceberg shakes. I swear it has nothing to do with me - she asks for them.

2 comments:

Jessi said...

I think you look so beautiful and perfectly pregnant! I cannot wait until little Shumpert is here!

Angie said...

You've almost made it Becca! I'm looking forward to hearing he is finally here! I was always jealous of people that had babies at 36 weeks...they never knew how bad it can get toward the end!